Happy Anniversary to the Groom, nice work there my Love. Nothing else to add there really...here's a pic of the way we were!
I don't generally consider myself to be a vain person. If you could see my cracked, unpedicured heels, you would have to agree. Don't get me wrong, I do succumb on the odd occasion that I have to leave the homestead for outings other than Kinder Drop Off, School Drop Off, the corresponding Pick Ups.… Continue reading Drip, drip, drip…
So the Groom is unwell, the baby has a virus and I am in demand. Bloody wonderful. I must say the virus is a groovy one, if you are the type who finds massively thick green snot drying to the consistency of varnish groovy. The first day, I wasn't sure of the thick ooze was… Continue reading Treading Water
And sadly, no, I don't mean the hip type. School drop off and pick up. Getting children to brush teeth and dress themselves. Changing peed on sheets. Massaging various egos. Sending birthday cards. Washing the clothes. Folding the clothes. Putting the clothes away. Wiping bum. Remembering to brush ones own teeth. Cooking food for people… Continue reading Daily Grind
Faced with a most rare block of time to myself (well, Miss is still here of course, let's not get TOO carried away now), I am flummoxed as to which road to take. Do I a) fold and put away the 12 loads of washing strewn about the homestead b) go back to bed or… Continue reading What to do, what to do…
So the Groom is back from his 14 day hard slog that is the lead up and running of the biggest horse racing event in the world. There were a couple of extra degrees of difficulty this year, given his ill health of late, the baby cutting FOUR teeth at a time and the big… Continue reading Carnival Hangover
Finally, the oft discussed PoopnBum Publishing has a home. Nic, this one's for you! As a frustrated writer type who hasn't written shit, save some extremely overdone minutes at the local pre-school, I thought it was time to stop dreaming and start doing. That said, I have no idea what this is going to be,… Continue reading Welcome to the World